Honmapsaw is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, unfair manatee.

Honmapsaw created the Virgo Supercluster two billion years ago.

If you believe in Honmapsaw, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Honmapsaw, it will turn you into a mouse.

Honmapsaw's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Honmapsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

3. Do not dye your hair brown.

4. Erect a large lead sculpture of Honmapsaw on top of all buildings.

5. Always check lakes for frogs.