Citspagstig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, self-assured owl.

Citspagstig created the Tadpole Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Citspagstig, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Citspagstig, she will try to impress you with trees.

Citspagstig's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Citspagstig's Holy Commandments

1. Never adorn your legs with gray markings.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not name children after snails.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a room before entering it.