Sadgartof is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, bad-tempered hydra.

Sadgartof created a charm quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Sadgartof, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Sadgartof, he will jump up and down on your head.

Sadgartof's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Sadgartof's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Sadgartof loves foxes, so they must be respected.

3. Always make sure there are no goats in a building before entering it.

4. Never talk about enzymes.

5. Do not chop down trees.