Ripcabcin is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, intelligent elephant.

Ripcabcin created an up quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ripcabcin, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Ripcabcin, it will turn you into a duck.

Ripcabcin's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Ripcabcin's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear pink.

2. Always face the east before speaking sacred words.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Ripcabcin.

5. Do not keep nine rats in a large pit.