Ranrawbass Tigparkyar is a god.

It takes the form of a large, selfish hummingbird.

Ranrawbass Tigparkyar created tapeworms five million years ago.

If you believe in Ranrawbass Tigparkyar, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Ranrawbass Tigparkyar, it will ignore you.

Ranrawbass Tigparkyar's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Ranrawbass Tigparkyar's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not speak about lemons.

3. Never speak at midday.

4. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a room before entering it.

5. Never wear corsets.