Fob Artbonkhub is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, intelligent whale.

Fob Artbonkhub created a photon four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fob Artbonkhub, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fob Artbonkhub, she will not care.

Fob Artbonkhub's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Fob Artbonkhub's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four nickel sculptures of Fob Artbonkhub on top of important buildings.

2. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Fob Artbonkhub on top of all buildings.

3. Always count to six before sleeping.

4. Do not name children after sheep.

5. Never mention horses.