Botneg is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, bad-tempered capybara.

Botneg created the Milkyway four million years ago.

If you believe in Botneg, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Botneg, he will be mildly annoyed.

Botneg's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Botneg's Holy Commandments

1. Always share peas with strangers, but never with goats.

2. Always look after injured capybaras.

3. Never wear hats.

4. Never carve symbols of moons into wood.

5. Never prepare bananas during summer.