Mippin is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, selfish raven.

Mippin created Africa three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mippin, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Mippin, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Mippin's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Mippin's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear magenta coats.

2. Never speak at dusk.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Otters are not to be trusted.

5. Never feed rice to frogs while wearing purple trousers.