Hudratran is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, narcissistic eagle.

Hudratran created the planet Venus seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hudratran, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Hudratran, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Hudratran's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Hudratran's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your chest.

2. Never mix carrots with water.

3. Never think ill of sick otters.

4. Learn four new languages a year.

5. Do not listen to music.