Rotkappittigcid is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, overgenerous goblin.

Rotkappittigcid created the Sun nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rotkappittigcid, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Rotkappittigcid, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Rotkappittigcid's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Rotkappittigcid's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three mites approach from the north.

2. Do not resist order.

3. Do not take Rotkappittigcid's name in vain.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never travel toward the south during summer.