Latbusnabwitrutt is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, temperamental narwhal.

Latbusnabwitrutt created time and space four billion years ago.

If you believe in Latbusnabwitrutt, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Latbusnabwitrutt, he will turn you into a duck.

Latbusnabwitrutt's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Latbusnabwitrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always face the east before speaking sacred words.

3. Never skip near capybaras.

4. Never look at comets.

5. Never pour water over plants.