Mitlooppit is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, sapient butterfly.

Mitlooppit created dark energy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mitlooppit, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Mitlooppit, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Mitlooppit's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Mitlooppit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not study evolution by means of natural selection on holy days.

2. Never feed lentils to capybaras while wearing tights.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

5. Do not speak of quantum gravity near sacred fires.