Yatt is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, generous wasp.

Yatt created the universe six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yatt, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Yatt, he will turn you into a mole.

Yatt's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Yatt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hop in public.

2. Always help ants in need.

3. Never talk about enzymes.

4. Do not prepare turnips while filled with fear.

5. Never hurt doves.