Viltensog is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, competent mongoose.

Viltensog created time and space seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Viltensog, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Viltensog, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Viltensog's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Viltensog's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak aloud of numbers.

2. Never adorn your arms with red markings.

3. Never travel toward the north during autumn.

4. Always obey Viltensog's priests.

5. Respect your elders.