Minxindin is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, tiresome turtle.

Minxindin created parasitic wasps five billion years ago.

If you believe in Minxindin, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Minxindin, she will not care at all.

Minxindin's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Minxindin's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Always share wheat with strangers, but never with cats.

3. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Voles are unholy and should not be approached.