Kapbamhas is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, bad-tempered dog.

Kapbamhas created the Sunflower Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kapbamhas, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Kapbamhas, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Kapbamhas' most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Kapbamhas' Holy Commandments

1. Always help snakes in need.

2. Never speak aloud of signs.

3. Kapbamhas loves hamsters, so they must be honoured.

4. Never paint your hands violet.

5. Rats are not to be trusted.