Davbignullkin is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unselfish lobster.

Davbignullkin created a charm quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Davbignullkin, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Davbignullkin, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Davbignullkin's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Davbignullkin's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak at dusk.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not keep three badgers in a large pit.

4. Never think about optics near porpoises while wearing cyan kilts and balancing four zinc spheres on your back.

5. Never wear jumpers.