Flabbepflis is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, merciless swan.

Flabbepflis created gold six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flabbepflis, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Flabbepflis, she will be very unhappy.

Flabbepflis' most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Flabbepflis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not place onions upon stone.

2. Never go into gray rooms.

3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always wash your arms before prayer.

5. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a building before entering it.