Kenflisbogfemdutnellbeplat is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, kind jackal.

Kenflisbogfemdutnellbeplat created the Large Magellanic Cloud two million years ago.

If you believe in Kenflisbogfemdutnellbeplat, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Kenflisbogfemdutnellbeplat, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Kenflisbogfemdutnellbeplat's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Kenflisbogfemdutnellbeplat's Holy Commandments

1. Never fashion tools from stone.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

4. Never prepare rice during spring.

5. Pray only in darkness.