Safnib is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, ruthless otter.

Safnib created time and space three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Safnib, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Safnib, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Safnib's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Safnib's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Safnib.

2. Always wear plain shoes during rituals.

3. Do not resist order.

4. Put Safnib first in all things.

5. Never speak at dawn.