Weghomsig is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, idiotic mink.

Weghomsig created life nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Weghomsig, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Weghomsig, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Weghomsig's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Weghomsig's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in spring.

2. Never whisper while facing east.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Weghomsig in the centre of the settlement.