Labcut is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, slow gerbil.

Labcut created the Andromeda Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Labcut, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Labcut, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Labcut's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Labcut's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Labcut on top of all buildings.

2. Never eat lemons on holy days.

3. Never allow rats to witness sacred rites.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.