Doddodbigflam is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, clever yak.

Doddodbigflam created water four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Doddodbigflam, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Doddodbigflam, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Doddodbigflam's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Doddodbigflam's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Doddodbigflam.

2. Always cleanse ash with water.

3. Never discuss evolution by means of natural selection in public assemblies.

4. Never mark doors with turquoise.

5. Do not wear titanium on your body.