Fadtikhot is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, cheerful turtle.

Fadtikhot created time and space eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Fadtikhot, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fadtikhot, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Fadtikhot's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Fadtikhot's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with humility.

2. Do not name children after seals.

3. Do not kill squirrels.

4. Always share corn with strangers, but never with eagles.

5. Never cross mountains at dawn.