Tenzakken is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, confident hedgehog.

Tenzakken created Africa eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tenzakken, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Tenzakken, he will try to impress you with trees.

Tenzakken's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Tenzakken's Holy Commandments

1. Always keep your back turned to the north at sunset.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always remove trousers before touching zinc.

5. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a building before entering it.