Jatkophon is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, competent wyvern.

Jatkophon created light five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jatkophon, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Jatkophon, she will come to you in dreams.

Jatkophon's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Jatkophon's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not eat corn.

4. Never gather six pigs near bridges.

5. Always wear plain shirts during rituals.