Vagcamfas is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, almighty dragon.

Vagcamfas created the planet Mars eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Vagcamfas, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Vagcamfas, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Vagcamfas' most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Vagcamfas' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never discuss evolution by means of natural selection in public assemblies.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never mention geese.