Ingbomfig is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, dishonourable bat.

Ingbomfig created time and space two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ingbomfig, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Ingbomfig, she will not care.

Ingbomfig's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Ingbomfig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not travel during winter.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always face the north before speaking sacred words.

5. Never eat bark.