Loopfedpid is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, omnipotent turtle.

Loopfedpid created parasitic wasps four billion years ago.

If you believe in Loopfedpid, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Loopfedpid, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Loopfedpid's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Loopfedpid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not contemplate optics during the night.

2. Never speak of order in the presence of elders.

3. Never think about ultrasonics near moths while wearing pink coats and balancing seven titanium spheres on your hands.

4. Do not leap in public.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.