Sabbagbisszed is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, generous rhinoceros.

Sabbagbisszed created bats two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sabbagbisszed, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sabbagbisszed, she will turn you into a mouse.

Sabbagbisszed's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Sabbagbisszed's Holy Commandments

1. Shun those given to greed.

2. Do not travel during autumn.

3. Never pray while filled with pride.

4. Never think about archaea.

5. Do not trade with those who eat limes.