Hivyamriptimfen is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, ill-tempered penguin.

Hivyamriptimfen created dark energy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Hivyamriptimfen, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Hivyamriptimfen, he will turn you into a dog.

Hivyamriptimfen's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Hivyamriptimfen's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never record secrets.

3. Never talk about cell theory.

4. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a building before entering it.

5. Do not count beyond three during ceremonies.