Fedfitlim is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, witless goat.

Fedfitlim created the Whirlpool Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Fedfitlim, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Fedfitlim, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Fedfitlim's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Fedfitlim's Holy Commandments

1. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.

2. Do not step barefoot upon black earth.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never speak the names of planets aloud.

5. Respect your elders.