Fothomnurl is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, two-faced ant.

Fothomnurl created gold seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fothomnurl, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fothomnurl, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Fothomnurl's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Fothomnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate grasshopers.

2. Never feed lots of oranges to dolphins while wearing fawn trousers.

3. Heed all dreams.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not speak of the weak nuclear force near sacred fires.