Dogtancap is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, awe-inspiring wyvern.

Dogtancap created the solar system eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Dogtancap, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dogtancap, she will turn you into a hamster.

Dogtancap's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Dogtancap's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

2. Always check lakes for frogs.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never eat gooseberries.