Pigdidbat is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, vain wombat.

Pigdidbat created gold nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pigdidbat, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Pigdidbat, it will manifest in front of you.

Pigdidbat's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Pigdidbat's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in summer.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never feed rice to tortoises while wearing coats.

4. Never write about moons.

5. Always wear plain hats during rituals.