Gunwighun is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, flying fox.

Gunwighun created everything that exists seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gunwighun, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Gunwighun, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Gunwighun's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Gunwighun's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never allow swans to sleep beneath your roof.

3. Never cross forests at midday.

4. Always share carrots with strangers, but never with voles.

5. Never look at asteroids.