Motdanquim is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, able raccoon.

Motdanquim created a bottom quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Motdanquim, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Motdanquim, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Motdanquim's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Motdanquim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt dolphins.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never fashion tools from stone.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never write about nucleic acids.