Futrotget is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, fast shark.

Futrotget created matter eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Futrotget, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Futrotget, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Futrotget's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Futrotget's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never record secrets.

4. Never think ill of sick manatees.

5. Worship no other gods but Futrotget.