Monnegbud is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, all-powerful raven.

Monnegbud created bats seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Monnegbud, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Monnegbud, it will destroy your home solar system.

Monnegbud's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Monnegbud's Holy Commandments

1. Never approach rivers carrying bone.

2. Never pray while filled with pride.

3. Never talk about dark energy near capybaras while wearing red corsets.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate foxes.

5. Do not shave your arms.