Hivagtad is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, fussy chinchilla.

Hivagtad created humankind six million years ago.

If you believe in Hivagtad, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Hivagtad, she will laugh at you.

Hivagtad's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Hivagtad's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear brown.

2. Never handle lead while unclean.

3. Hivagtad must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Hivagtad loves moths, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not speak of fluid mechanics near sacred fires.