Quill is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, merciful dove.

Quill created bats two million years ago.

If you believe in Quill, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Quill, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Quill's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Quill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never talk about ants.

3. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

5. Do not place gooseberries upon stone.