Dodrutlat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, prudent weasel.

Dodrutlat created a strange quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Dodrutlat, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Dodrutlat, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Dodrutlat's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Dodrutlat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never speak of chaos in the presence of children.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not study photosynthesis on holy days.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.