Ratmanrow is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, unfair centaur.

Ratmanrow created a top quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ratmanrow, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Ratmanrow, she will turn you into a mole.

Ratmanrow's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Ratmanrow's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak of chaos in the presence of strangers.

2. Do not record secrets concerning asteroids.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.

5. Never run in holy places.