Tiktit is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unselfish coyote.

Tiktit created carbon seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tiktit, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tiktit, she will come to you in dreams.

Tiktit's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Tiktit's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Erect a large gold sculpture of Tiktit on top of all buildings.

3. Never fashion tools from wood.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not wear skirts marked with cyan.