Betpopdon is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, capable butterfly.

Betpopdon created the Sombrero Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Betpopdon, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Betpopdon, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Betpopdon's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Betpopdon's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Betpopdon.

2. Worship no other gods but Betpopdon.

3. Never eat rice.

4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Do not count beyond five during ceremonies.