Dadlamrull is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, selfish walrus.

Dadlamrull created tapeworms eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dadlamrull, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dadlamrull, he will be mildly annoyed.

Dadlamrull's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Dadlamrull's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak of order in the presence of priests.

2. Hide if nine shrews approach from the north.

3. Never point your head toward the east during prayer.

4. Do not name children after birds.

5. Never eat carrots.