Madboglun is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, humane squid.

Madboglun created an electron three million years ago.

If you believe in Madboglun, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Madboglun, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Madboglun's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Madboglun's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Always remove corsets before touching copper.

3. Always help sick cats.

4. Do not study amino acids on holy days.

5. Do not commit murder.