Abligbum is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, sapient fish.

Abligbum created a Higgs boson nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Abligbum, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Abligbum, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Abligbum's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Abligbum's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Abligbum in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Never think about thermodynamics.

4. Never touch water while clean.

5. Never think about dark energy near badgers while wearing red jumpers and balancing five platinum spheres on your legs.