Tapbitbaf is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, happy raven.

Tapbitbaf created the Virgo Supercluster seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Tapbitbaf, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Tapbitbaf, she will torture you forever.

Tapbitbaf's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Tapbitbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Pray only in firelight.

2. Never allow snails to witness sacred rites.

3. Do not wear rings marked with magenta.

4. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.