Yogquafrow Fasloop is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, astonishing bear.

Yogquafrow Fasloop created the Sun two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yogquafrow Fasloop, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Yogquafrow Fasloop, he will try to impress you with trees.

Yogquafrow Fasloop's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Yogquafrow Fasloop's Holy Commandments

1. Never mark doors with green.

2. Always remove corsets before entering holy places.

3. Do not take Yogquafrow Fasloop's name in vain.

4. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Do not resist order.